Sorry, Who is This?
Oh hi, we’re a top comedy double act with a sell-out live comedy show, an award-winning podcast, a huge Instagram following, a moderately successful book, and now, a shop!
Catch the LIVE show
We are touring our hit comedy show around the UK. Tickets sell out fast, so get yours now!
Our Podcast
Check out our chart-topping, award-winning, wine-swigging podcast, where we have a laugh with everyone from celebrities and comedians to people with proper jobs.
Hello Scumsters
Welcome to our fancy shop. Do come in and have a look!
GET YOURSELF WAXED
Check it out - candles with our faces on! A pillar candle and a luxury scented candle. No, they don’t smell of our ladygardens, we’ll leave that to Gwyneth.
GET YOURSELF WAXED
Check it out - candles with our faces on!
The pillar candles are a girthy 7 inches long. They last for a whopping 90 hours, so slightly longer than Ellie’s husband. Or why not treat yourself to the scented versions? Choose from Blooming Bush, which is fruity, juicy and zingy, just like Helen. Or Dark Habit, which is rich, moody and sensual, just like Ellie. Buy them now from My Scented Aunt.
Don't take our word for it
"Hilarious" - Broadway Baby
"Utterly brilliant" - Camp Bestival
"Very funny" - The Guardian
"Worryingly competent" - Jane Garvey
Radio 4's Woman’s Hour