I SURVIVED 2020

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Let’s be honest: 2020 has been a shitshow. Not just any shitshow, but an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza of excrement. In fact, if there was an actual Shit Show, and it involved every shit everyone’s every done performing hits from the musicals, such as Shitting in the Rain, Don’t Shit on My Parade, Let Shit Go etc, this show would still be shitter.

But here’s the thing - WE MADE IT. Been there, done that: now get the t-shirt. Or the jumper. They’re all printed on super soft organic cotton, in a renewable energy-powered factory, and delivered in plastic-free packaging. And they are all great reminders that we are SURVIVORS. Here’s to a fabulous 2021.

PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE - IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SIZES, EXCHANGES AND RETURNS:

How long does delivery take?

Some items are printed on demand, this may take anywhere from 3-10 working days before items are dispatched, however at peak times the dispatch time can be longer. Helen can only lick so many envelopes a day. Please note your items may arrive separately. And delivery is FREE within the UK! 

- Certified Organic Cotton Hoodie, 300g/m2. We’re no mathematicians but trust us, those numbers equal QUALITYYY.

- GM free. You will find absolutely no GMs hiding in our t-shirts, guaranteed.

- Not tested on animals. OK, we did once put one on Helen’s cat, but he liked it.

- Does not contain animal-derived products. We stopped doing the wool t-shirts as they were a bit scratchy.

- Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. We loathe high waste printing tech.

- Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Actual people with clipboards came round and ticked the boxes with little pens like the ones you used to get in Argos.

I’ve got ketchup on the front. How do I wash it?

Machine wash cool, inside out with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Hang dry flat. Do not tumble dry, medium/hot iron. Do not iron decoration. Do not chuck it in the machine with your son’s football kit, put it on a boil wash, and hope for the best.

How does it fit?

We’ve specially chosen these hoodies for their comfy fit. The hoodies are available in sizes from XS to XXL - please check our size guide for reference before buying. Each item is customised, so sorry, but we can’t refund or replace items if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Damaged or faulty items are refundable, obvs. We’re not monsters.

Please check the size guide before you order your item! Thank you!

Organic Hoodie

Centimetres

 

Size

XS

S

M

L

XL

XXL

Height

171

175

179

183

189

195

Chest

86

91

96

102

112

122

Waist

71

76

81

86

91

96

 

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits. Don’t squash the boobs.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up. Try not to think about where they used to button up before lockdown.

Height: Measure your height. You probably know how to do this. If not, we’re not sure how we can help you.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two. Comfier anyway, innit.

Read our FAQs for any more info you might need.

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Our stuff is made to order, so sorry - we can’t offer a refund or replacement if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Please make sure you check the sizing below, and if you have any questions, drop us a line at info@scummymummies.com. Cheers!

Relaxed Style T-Shirt

Size Body Length Chest to Fit
S 71cm 86-94cm
M 74cm
97-104cm
L 76cm
109-114cm
XL 79cm
117-124cm
2XL 81cm 127-135cm

 

Fitted Style T-Shirt

Size Length Chest
Fits Sizes
XS
62cm
88cm
UK 8
S
64cm
92cm
UK 10
M
66cm
96cm
UK 12
L
68cm
100cm
UK 14
XL
70cm
104cm
UK 16
2XL
72cm
108cm
UK 18
3XL
74cm
112cm
UK 20
4XL
76cm
116cm
UK 22
5XL
78cm
120cm
UK 24