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Check out our fancy Scum Bags! They're fully padded and lined, so they're great for carrying make-up and leaky shampoo bottles. But they're also great for storing random Lego bricks, old raisins, Match Attax cards, receipts from a supermarket shop you did in 2016, and satsuma peel. Lovely quality with a gold zipper, to match your catsuit.
How long does delivery take?
Some items are printed on demand, this may take anywhere from 3-10 working days before items are dispatched, however at peak times the dispatch time can be longer. Helen can only lick so many envelopes a day. Please note your items may arrive separately. And delivery is FREE within the UK!
Small: 5 x 9"/13 x 24cm (big enough to hold a packet of Super Noodles)
Medium: 6 x 11"/16 x 29cm (big enough to hold a box of fish fingers)
Large: 9 x 13"/22 x 33cm (big enough to hold a bag of chicken nuggets)
Each item is customised, so sorry, but we can’t refund or replace items if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Damaged or faulty items are refundable, obvs. We’re not monsters.